A man went to his lawyer and asked him, “My neighbor owes me $500 and he won’t pay up. What should I do?”
“Do you have any proof he owes you the money?” asked the lawyer.
“Nope, “replied the man.
“Okay, then write him a letter asking him for the $5,000 he owes you, “said the lawyer.
“But it’s only $500, “replied the man.
“Precisely. That’s what he will reply and then you’ll have your proof!”
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