A little girl walked proudly into a dry goods store to buy material for a dress for her doll.
When she came to the cash register she asked, “What does this cost?”
“For a sweet little girl like you, “replied the man, feeling generous “I’ll charge only one little kiss. “
“Thanks” replied the tot. “Grandma said whatever it is, to charge it and she’ll be by tomorrow to pay for it. “
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