Two women were shopping.
When they started to discuss their home lives, one said, “Seems like all my boyfriend and I do anymore is fight. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 20 pounds in two weeks. “
“Why don’t you just leave him then?” asked her friend.
“Not yet, “the first replied, “I’d like to lose at least another 10 to 15 pounds first. “
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