A woman walks into a police precinct and reports that her husband is missing. When the Sergeant asked her how long her husband’s been missing she says, “Since last winter. “
Astonished, the Sargent asked, “Why did you wait till spring to report him missing?”
The woman replies, “Because the landscaping company is asking too much money to mow the lawn. “
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