Fred tried to calm himself down in the middle of a severe argument with his wife Samantha. He said to her, “Let us not fight any more. We should try to sort this out in a level-headed manner. “
Fuming with anger, Sam replied, “No. Whenever we try to sort things out in a level-headed manner, I lose!”
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