Wife’s diary:” We had plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping all day with my friends. Later he was acting weird. I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late. He was silent at the restaurant too and didn’t eat much. While going to bed, he looked serious. I quietly lied down. I felt that his thoughts were somewhere else. I had lost him. What to do now?”
Husband’s diary: “My car didn’t start this morning. Wondering what could have happened to it. I had a nice dinner with my wife. “
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