A couple is arguing about who should make the coffee in the morning.
The wife says, “I think you should do it because you get up first. “
He counters with, “The kitchen is your domain, and you do all the cooking so you know where everything is. I think you should make the coffee. “
“No way, “she says. “You should do it. The Bible even says so. “
“What the heck are you talking about?” She grabs the family Bible, thumbs through, and point to the appropriate section: “Hebrews”
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