One day, after a man had his annual physical, the doctor came out and said, “You had a great checkup. Is there anything that you’d like to talk about or ask me?”
“Well, “he said, “I was thinking about getting a vasectomy. “
“That’s a pretty big decision. Have you talked it over with your family?”
“Yeah, and they’re in favor 12 to 1. “
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