There was a gorgeous brunette at the bar Mike went to one time.
He dragged up his courage, walked over to her, and in his most suave voice said, “Hey, sexy girl, can I buy you a drink?”
She diverted her gaze towards him.
Gorgeous blue eyes,beautiful ruby-red lips and breasts to die for.
She licked her lips and said, “Tell me, do you like sex?”
Oh my. Better than he could have hoped for.
“Yes, I love sex. “Said Mike
“Wonderful, “she said, coming a little closer, “Do you like to travel?”
“Oh yeah. I love to travel. “Answered Mike.
“Excellent, “she said, “then fuck off. “
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