A man and a woman are lying in bed, watching the ceiling and keeping quiet.
What are they thinking?
The woman thinks, “He keeps quiet. He doesn’t want to talk. Maybe he’s getting tired of me.
He doesn’t love me anymore. He’s probably got someone else. I see. We’ll have to separate from each other. “
The man thinks, “A fly. A fly on the ceiling. Wow! How do you keep it there and not fall?”
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