When Fred went to his barber he expressed concern about going bald.
Fred: “Now that I’m getting older I’m worried about my hair falling out. “
Barber: “Men’s hair doesn’t ever fall out. “
Fred: “I’ve seen many balding older men. “
Barber: “When men get older their hair follicles get weak making the hair fall back inside their head. “
Fred: “That’s preposterous, do you have any proof?”
Barber: “Now that you’re older and thinning have noticed excess hair coming out your ears?”
Fred: “Yes, actually I have noticed that?”
Barber: “I rest my case. “
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