“Mom, can I buy some heels?”
“No. “
Mom, can I buy a bra?”
“No. “
“Mom, can I buy a dress?”
“No. “
“Mom, can I buy a Barbie doll?”
“No. You never let me buy anything!”
“Shut up, Justin. “
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