A young man walks into a bar and orders a whisky.
As soon as he is severed he slams it down.
And before the bartender can walk away he calls out I need a shot of tequila.
So the bartender pours the tequila.
And no sooner than he is served he slams it back and then the young man asks for a shot of vodka.
The bartender complies with the request, and out of curiosity asks the young man “Are you celebrating something?”
The young man nods, and says quietly “My first blowjob. “
The bartender smiles and says “I remember my first. “
The young man looks up and says, “So how did you get rid of that taste?”
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