Ben marries a virgin.
On their wedding night, he’s on fire, and wants some dirty fun so he gets naked, jumps into bed, and immediately begins groping her.
“Ben, I expect you to be as mannerly in bed as you are at the dinner table. “
So, Ben folds his hands on his lap and says, “Is this better?”
“Much better!” she replies with a smile.
“Okay, then, “he says, “now will you please pass the pussy. “
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