The morning of the big parade, a man and a little boy entered a barber shop together. “Give me the full treatment, “the man said. “I want to look good in the parade!”
After the man received a shave, manicure, and haircut, he placed the boy in the chair. “I’m going to buy a new tie to wear for the parade, “he said. “I’ll be back in a few minutes. “
When the boy’s haircut was done and the man still hadn’t returned, the barber said, “It looks like your daddy forgot all about you. “
“That wasn’t my daddy, “said the boy. “He just walked up, took me by the hand and said, “Come on, son, we’re gonna get a free haircut!”
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