A woman and baby are in the doctor’s surgery, the doc is concerned about the baby’s weight, “Is he bottle fed or breast fed?
The woman replies, “Breast fed. “
The doc gets her to strip down to her waist so he can examine her breasts.
He pinches her nipples and sucks and rubs both breasts for a while …
“No wonder the baby is underweight, you have no milk. “
Woman replies, “I know, I’m his granny … but I’m glad I came!”
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