An Englishman, an Irish man, and a Scottish man are in a desert, they got captured by the Germans.
The Germans say, “We will give you one thing before you die. “
The Englishman says “water”, the Scotch man says “whiskey”, the Irish man says “a car door”.
The Germans say, “Why do you want a car door?”
The Irish man says, “Because when it gets hot, it can wind down the window. “
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