Patrick left the pub after having too much to drink. He was taking the underground home. As he started to get on the escalator, he read the sign: ‘Dogs must be carried on the escalator.’ He shouted, ‘Now where am I going to find a dog after midnight?’ This joke is included in the Black … Read more
Two guys are out hunting deer… The first guy says, “Did you see that?… pointing to the sky. “ “No, “the second guy says. “Well, a bald eagle just flew overhead!” the first guy says. “Oh, “says the second guy. A couple of minutes later, pointing to a far ridge, the first guy says, “Did … Read more
Two drunks are sitting side by side in a bar. One of the drunks goes to the bathroom but neglects to button up his fly when he’s finished. He staggers back to the bar, sits on a bar stool, and his penis flops out on the bartop. The other drunk yells, ‘Snake!’ and hits the … Read more
A blind man and his dog walks into a bar and the blind man starts swinging hid dog around the barman says, “What are you doing?” A blind man replies, “Nothing I’m just looking around! This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A police chief, a fire chief, and a city attorney were traveling together by car to a municipal management conference in a distant city. Their car broke down in a rural area, and they were forced to seek shelter for the night at a nearby farmhouse. The farmer welcomed them in, but cautioned them that … Read more
The racehorse owner was annoyed with the running of his horse at the race. He turned on the jockey. “Jeremy, could you not have raced faster?” “Sure I could have, but you know we are supposed to stay on the horse. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order … Read more
“Your Honor, it was an accident! I had to run into the fence to keep from hitting the cow!” “Was it a Jersey cow?” “I am not sure – I didn’t see her license plate!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A pianist was hired to play background music for a movie. When it was completed he asked when and where he could see the picture. The producer sheepishly confessed that it was actually a porn film and it was due out in a month. A month later, the musician went to a porn theater to … Read more
A guy finds his dog with the neighbor’s pet rabbit in its mouth. The rabbit is dead and the guy panics. He takes the dirty, chewed up rabbit into the house. He gives it a bath, blows dry its fur, and puts it back into the cage at the neighbor’s house, hoping they will think … Read more
Control tower: “What are your coordinates?” Pilot: “I’m by a cloud that looks like a lion. “ Control tower: “Can you be more specific?” Pilot: “Simba” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.