Animals

A guy in a supermarket goes up to the cashier and places two cans of dog food on the counter. The cashier asks, “Do you have a dog sir?” “Yes, it’s at home, “replies the man. “To be able to sell you the dog food sir, I must see the dog. That is store policy, … Read more

A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out the window and yells, “Pig!” The man immediately leans out his window and replies, “Stupid cow!” They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the … Read more

The Queen was showing the prime minister around the Royal Stables when one of the stallions close by farted so loudly it couldn’t be ignored. “Oh dear, “said the Queen, “How embarrassing. I’m frightfully sorry about that. “ “It’s quite understandable, “said the prime minister, and after a moment added, “as a matter of fact … Read more

A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on the door on the first house of the street. A tall lady answered the door. Before she could speak, the enthusiastic salesman barged into the living room and opened a big black plastic bag and poured all the cow droppings onto the carpet. “Madam, if I could not … Read more

A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a baby giraffe sitting next to him. “Are you a baby giraffe?” asked the man, surprised. “Yes. “ “What are you doing at the movies?” The giraffe replied, “Well, I liked the book. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You … Read more

A young boy, about eight years old, was at the grocery store picking out a pretty good size box of laundry detergent. The grocer walked over and, trying to be friendly, asked the boy if he had a lot of laundry to do. “Oh, no laundry, “the boy said. “I’m going to wash my dog. … Read more

Little cowboy runs into a Bar shouting angrily “WHO’s the lousy varmint that painted my horse green?” A big cowboy sidles up to him and says “I DID. . want to complain to me?” “No, “says the little guy “just wanted you to know that the first coat is dry!” This joke is included in … Read more

One day there were two men. One was driving a Mercedes Benz and the other was riding a horse, both waiting at the traffic light. The man in the Benz looked at the horse and noticed something different, that horse was not a normal horse. It was an electric horse and has 3 buttons in … Read more

A girl was pampering a horse with her hand while watching display of the horses, suddenly she touched the genital of the horse. The excited horse screeched, jumped and ran away very fast. The horse’s guard faced the girl and said, “Ma’am please do the same to me, so I can run, chase and retrieve … Read more