One day after returning home, Dusty checks the newspaper and notices that a local circus is hiring. He calls the circus to apply for a job since he wants to make a change in his life. “Sure, could you tell us about your act?” “Well, I studied trapeze for fun and can execute flawlessly without … Read more
The dog of Mark’s girlfriend died, so he tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. It just made the girl even more upset. She screamed at Mark and said, “What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can … Read more
Little cowboy runs into a Bar shouting angrily “Who’s the lousy varmint that painted my horse green?” A big cowboy sidles up to him and says “I did… Do you want to complain to me?” “No, “says the little guy “just wanted you to know that the first coat is dry!” This joke is included … Read more
An eagle swoops down from the sky and eats a mouse. Some time later, while the eagle is flying, the mouse sticks its head out of the eagle’s butt and asks, “How high up are we?” “About 2,000 feet, “the eagle replies. The mouse replies, “You ain’t shittin’ me, are you?” This joke is included … Read more
A redneck cowboy rides into a town on a hot blistering day riding his horse with his dog following. He ties his horse and the dog under the shade of a tree,and goes into the bar for a cold beer. About 20 minutes later a policeman comes in and asks who owns the dog tied … Read more
Two new members of a hunting lodge get introduced to its oldest member. They ask him to tell his favorite hunting story, and he agrees. “Well, back in 1944 in Africa, “the old man starts, “we went big-game hunting. Didn’t have much luck at first, but on the third day I was resting by a … Read more
A guy goes into a store and tells the clerk, “I’d like some Polish sausage. “ The clerk looks at him and says, “Are you Polish?” The guy, clearly offended, says, “Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was … Read more
The circus owner tells them: I’m not going to sugar coat it. This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer so you guys better be good or you’re history. Here’s your equipment: chair, whip and a gun. Who wants to try out first?” The girl says, “I’ll go first. “She walks past the … Read more
An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumbles into a Podiatrist’s office instead and weaves over to the receptionist. Without looking up, she waves him over to the examination bed and says, “Stick it through that curtain. “ Looking forward to something kinky, the drunk pulls out his penis and sticks it through the … Read more