Ralph and Norris went bear hunting in Montana. While Ralph stayed in the cabin, Norris went out looking for a bear. He soon found a huge bear, shot at it but only wounded it. The enraged bear charged toward him. Norris’ rifle jammed, so he dropped it and started running for the cabin as fast … Read more
The Lone Ranger is captured by outlaws. They are definitely planning on killing him, but they decide to grant him three final requests. Upon hearing this the Lone Ranger says that he will only tell his requests to his noble steed, Silver. The bad guys agree and the Lone Ranger leans close into the horse’s … Read more
Customer: This loaf is lovely and warm! Baker: So it should be ma’am. The cat’s been sitting on it all morning! This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Two cowboys are riding their horses together on the prairie. They come upon a big pile of manure. The first cowboy goes to the second, “I will bet you a $1000 that I can eat all of this crap. “ The second cowboy agrees, so the first cowboy eats the entire pile and wins $1000. … Read more
Two rednecks, Jake and Bubba, were walking through a pasture. Jake sees a sheep caught up in a fence and says to Bubba “I’m gonna get me some of that”! Jake goes over and sticks the sheep’s back feet in his rubber boots, unzips his pants and starts to have sex with the sheep. He … Read more
One morning the lion is feeling especially ferocious. He sauntered over to a monkey swinging in a tree and roared, “Who’s the king of this jungle?” The monkey scampered down from the tree, bows to the lion and stammered, “Wh. . wh… why you are Mr. Lion. “ A few minutes later, the lion comes … Read more
“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of … Read more
Two men were in a forest, when a lion came roaring towards them. One of them throws sand into the lion’s eyes and then runs. The second man stays, unmoved. The first man looks back and shouts, “Why are you not running?” The second man replies, “Why should I be running? You’re the one who … Read more
A poodle and a collie are walking down the street when the poodle suddenly unloads on his friend. “My life is a mess, “he says. “My owner is mean, my girlfriend’s having an affair with a German shepherd, and I’m as nervous as a cat. “ “Why don’t you go see a psychiatrist, “suggests the … Read more
A tourist on a farm asked the farmer why one pig had a wooden leg. The farmer said, “That pig is the bravest pig I ever saw. “ “So why does he have a wooden leg?” the tourist asked. “One night, our house caught on fire, and he came inside and woke us all up. … Read more