Girlfriend Suzan Once
“I’d like to have kids one day. “Lilly said to her girlfriend Suzan once “I don’t think I could stand them any longer than that, though. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Dating
Wilma Yes February
Sam: Hey, have you got a date for Valentine’s Day? Wilma: Yes, February 14. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Florist Shag Flowers
A man goes into a florist and says, “I want to buy some flowers for my girlfriend”. “Certainly sir”, she responds, “and what in particular are you after”? After some thought, the man answers, “A shag”. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Where Lawyers Come From – Frankie’s German
Frankie’s German girlfriend liked to rate his sexual performances on a scale of 1-10. One night they tried anal sex and she kept yelling 9. That was the best Frankie has ever done. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Girlfriend Picks
A guy takes his girlfriend to his bedroom, drops his pants, and says, “Meet my little brother. “ The girlfriend picks up her purse on the way out and says, “Call me when he grows up. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Partition Installed
A prostitute with a single room decided she would get a partition installed so she could entertain 2 clients at once. A builder knocked up the partition in no time, and after he’d finished, he asked for his money. The girl explained that she didn’t have it, but that she could pay for the job … Read more
Where Lawyers Come From – James Asked
When James asked his girlfriend if he could fuck her in the arse, she looked at him with a wicked glint in her eye and said, “Baby, I’m happy to try anything you want me to, just so long as you’d be prepared to do it yourself… So, do you still want to try anal … Read more
Say-Old Habits
While on a date a woman goes to the bathroom Man: “Uh… wrong way that’s the men’s room” Woman: “Oh my God! this is so embarrassing!” Man: “It’s not a big deal. “ Woman: “I guess not, but you know what they say-old habits die hard. “ This joke is included in the Black Book … Read more
Prettiest Sheep
A cowboy headed out to seek his fortune on the frontier of the old West. He settled on a ranching town near the very edge of civilization. So far away, there weren’t any women to be found for love or money. He was young and full of hormones, and after a month, he started getting … Read more
Dorothy Goodness Gracious
Dorothy and Edna, two “senior” widows, are talking. Dorothy: “That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. ? I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give him my answer. “ Edna: “Well, I’ll tell you. He shows up at my … Read more