A group of Americans was touring Ireland. One of the women in the group was constantly complaining. The bus seats are uncomfortable. The food is terrible. It’s too hot. It’s too cold. The accommodations are awful. The group arrived at the site of the famous Blarney Stone. “Good luck will be following you all your … Read more
Two women were shopping. When they started to discuss their home lives, one said, “Seems like all my boyfriend and I do anymore is fight. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 20 pounds in two weeks. “ “Why don’t you just leave him then?” asked her friend. “Not yet, “the first replied, “I’d like to … Read more
A farmer and his girlfriend were out for a stroll in the fields when they came across a cow and a calf rubbing noses. “Boy, “said the farmer, “that sure makes me want to do the same. “ “Well, go ahead, “said his girlfriend, “it’s your cow. “ This joke is included in the Black … Read more
A young man bought an expensive piece of jewelry as a present for his girlfriend. “Don’t you want her name engraved on it?” asked the clerk. The young man thought for a moment, and then, ever the realistic, steadfastly replied, “No, just engrave it: ‘To My One and Only Love.’ That way, if we break … Read more
A man climbs up to the top of a mountain. He shouts “I love you!” and waits for the echo. The echo comes replies, “I have a boyfriend!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A couple of pigeons made a date to meet on the ledge outside the tenth floor of a skyscraper. The female was there on time, but the male arrived an hour late. “Where were you? I was worried sick. “ “It was such a nice day, I decided to walk. “ This joke is included … Read more
Freddie wanted to have sex with a girl in his office. But she belonged to someone else… One day, Freddie got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, “I’ll give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you. “ But the girl said, “NO. “ Freddie said, “I’ll be … Read more
A guy is walking along the beach, when he sees a woman with no arms and no legs lying on the sand, crying. He walks over to her and asks what’s wrong. “I’ve never been hugged before, “she says. Thinking this is a simple enough request, the man hugs her. She soon starts crying again. … Read more
A tough looking group of hairy bikers are riding when they see a girl about to jump off a bridge, so they stop. The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, “What are you doing?” “I’m going to commit suicide, “she says. While he doesn’t want to appear insensitive, he also … Read more