Camilla goes to the doctors and says “Doctor, whenever one sucks Charlie’s cock one gets a heartburn. “ The doctor says “Have you tried Andrew’s?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Jake went to the doctor and told him he was having a problem, as he was unable to get his manhood erect. The doctor checked him out then told him that the muscles around the base of the organ were damaged and there was nothing he could do for him. However, he knew of an … Read more
There was a lawyer and he was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, “You’re beautiful!” and then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side. A couple minutes later … Read more
A guy went to hospital for a circumcision, but because of a mix up, he ended up having a complete sex change. All the doctors had gathered around his bed as he was waking up so they could give him the bad news. Naturally, the poor guy went to pieces and started crying when they … Read more
“Open wider. “requested the dentist, as he began his examination of the patient. “Dear God!” he said, startled. “You’ve got the biggest cavity I’ve ever seen – the biggest cavity I’ve ever seen. “ “OK Doc!” replied the patient. “I’m scared enough without you saying something like that twice. “ “I didn’t!” said the dentist. … Read more
A redneck goes into a doctor’s cabinet and says “Doctor, doctor you’ve gotta help me. I just can’t stop having sex!” “Well how often do you have it?” the doctor asks. “Well, twice a day I have sex with my wife, twice a day”, he answers back. “That’s not so much”, says the doctor. . … Read more
David got a letter from the doctor one day. “Brilliant!” he said to his wife, “The doc says I must have daily sex!” “No, you stupid cunt, “she replied once she’d read it, “He says you must have dyslexia. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from … Read more
Paddy and Murphy chatting about wanking. Murphy asks Paddy if he’s ever had a blow job off the vacuum. Paddy thinks for a second and replies, “No, never!” That night, Paddy’s got sex on the mind, looks over at the vacuum and recalls Murphy’s question and thinks…. fuck it! Why not? He plugs the vac … Read more
Two police officers saw an old woman staggering out of a local bar, stopping her they can tell she has had far too much to drink and instead of taking her to jail they decide to just drive her home. They loaded her into the police cruiser and one of the officers got in the … Read more
Doctor says to his patient: “Your liver results are back. And frankly, they’re very surprising considering that I only allowed you one glass of wine per week. “ The patient shrugs: “Do you really think you are the only doctor I am going to?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You … Read more