Nice Serious

On a recent flight from Tokyo to Hong Kong an elderly lady stands up and shouts, “Is there a doctor here?” A nice, serious guy approaches her quickly and tells her, “I am. What is the problem?” She replies, “Do you want to meet my daughter?” This joke is included in the Black Book of … Read more

Officer Approaches

A police officer pulls over an elderly female for speeding while driving her husband to a doctor’s appointment. The officer approaches the vehicle and attempts to explain that he stopped her for speeding. She looks at her husband, who is sitting next to her and asks, “What did he say?” The husband replies, “He said … Read more

Hours Later

A man returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live. Given this prognosis, the man asks his wife for sex. Naturally, she agrees, and they make love. About six hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says, “Honey,you know I … Read more

Maria the Robot

Peter: “Your secretary is very sexy… “ Tony: “Thanks! It’s a robot actually, named ‘Maria’. If you squeeze her right boob, she takes dictation & if you squeeze her left boob, she types letters! I’ll Lend it to you for a day & you can see her functions… “ Next day Peter called Tony from … Read more