Peter: “Your secretary is very sexy… “
Tony: “Thanks! It’s a robot actually, named ‘Maria’. If you squeeze her right boob, she takes dictation & if you squeeze her left boob, she types letters! I’ll Lend it to you for a day & you can see her functions… “
Next day Peter called Tony from the hospital & shouted: “You bastard!”
You didn’t tell me that the “HOLE” between Maria’s legs is a pencil sharpener.
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