A young man presents his fiancee to his parents. At the table, the girl needs to have a fart. After a couple of minutes they can feel a smell… The father of the boy says: “Rex… !” Happy that her future father-in-law blamed the dog under her chair, the girl relaxes. After a while she … Read more
After leaving the racetrack Bill bumped into his old friend Peter on the bus. “Say, “Peter said, “How’s it going?” “Going? You want to hear one of the most amazing things that ever happened? Tell me, what’s today’s date?” “July seventh. “ “Right. The seventh day of the seventh month. I go to the track … Read more
A man and his young son are walking together in a park, and they stumble upon two dogs mating. The son asks, “Daddy, Daddy! What are those dogs doing?” to which the man replies, “Son, those dogs are making puppies. “ Few weeks later, the child walks unannounced into his parents bedroom while his parents … Read more
A family’s driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windshield. Embarrassed, and trying to spare her young son’s innocence, the mother turns around and says, “Don’t worry, dear. That was just an insect. “ “Wow, “the boy replies. “I’m surprised it could get off the ground with a … Read more
Little lad is sitting between his Mum and Dad on the sofa and they are playing a game about what sounds animals say. His Mum says “What does a duck say Tommy?” He says”Quack quack Mummy. “ His Mum says “Very good Tommy,that’s right. “ She says “What does a dog say?” He says “Woof … Read more
A guy walks into a bar with an alligator. It’s about 10 feet long. The bartender flips out and says, “Hey buddy, you gotta get that son of a bitch outta here. It’s going to bite one of my customers and I’m going to get sued. “ The guy says, “No no no, it’s a … Read more
A little girl asks her Mom, “May I take the dog for a walk around the block?” Mom says, “No honey, the dog is in heat. “ “What’s that mean?” asked the child. “Go ask your Father. I think he’s in the garage”. The little girl goes to the garage and says, “Dad, can I … Read more
Little Red Riding Hood walks through the forest and sees a wolf hunched under a tree with its ears erect and its mouth stretched in a big grimace. She says to the wolf, “My, what big ears you have!” The wolf keeps grimacing. She says, “My, what big eyes you have!” The wolf grimaces even … Read more
A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under “Number of children, “she wrote “10, “and where it said “List names of children, “she wrote “Leroy. “ When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: “Now here, where it says “List names of children, “you’re supposed to … Read more
A man is out walking in New York when he sees a girl being savaged by a fierce dog. He fights off the dog by beating about the head with a stick and saves the girl’s life. The girl’s mother rushes over to him: “Thank you, thank you, you are a hero, tomorrow all the … Read more