“Dad, can you help me find the lowest common denominator in this problem please?” “Don’t tell me that they haven’t found it yet, I remember looking for it when I was a boy!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Little Jennie was helping her mother to set the table, because her father invited over his company managers. When everybody sat on the table, her mother noticed that a flatware set was missing. “Jennie, why didn’t you put flatware on Mr. Mattew’s seat?” “I thought that I didn’t have to, since dad told us that … Read more
“Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse’s legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, “Dad, why are you doing that?” His father replied, “Because when I’m buying horses, I have to … Read more
A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks, “Mom why have I got these huge three-toed feet?” The mother replies, “Well son, when we trek across the desert your toes will help you to stay on top of the soft sand. “ “Okay, “said the son. A few minutes … Read more
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?” The stock boy replied, “No ma’am, they’re dead. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it … Read more
A father notices his young son staring at something on the ground. The father approaches his son and asks what he’s looking at. The boy says that he sees two daddy long legs on top of each other, and asks what they’re doing. Their father replies that the two spiders are having sex. It’s a … Read more
A beautiful princess comes upon a frog in a meadow near her castle. The frog hops into the princess’ lap and says, “My lady, one kiss from you, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I once was, and then, my sweet, we can marry and set-up housekeeping in yon castle … Read more
Kangaroo 911: “What’s your emergency?” Kangaroo: “I can’t find my children” Kangaroo 911: “Did you check your pockets?” Kangaroo: “Oh nevermind. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to the ground. One of the cowboys stops and says to the other, “You see that Indian?” “Yeah, “says the other cowboy. “Look, “says the first one, “he’s listening to the ground. He can hear things for miles in any direction. “ … Read more
When his teenage son asked to borrow twenty dollars, the man said, “Son, don’t you realize that there are more important things in life than money?” “Yes, sir, “the youth replied, “I do. But you need money to take them to the movies. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You … Read more