Family

Circus Kid Answers

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A boy runs to his mom and asks: “Mom, mom! Can we go to the circus?” His mom answers: “No, kid. People should come over if they want to see you. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Minutes Later – Daddy Poo

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“Daddy, where does poo come from?” The father thought for a moment and said “You’re old enough to learn about this” so they sit down and talk. About five minutes later, the son, visibly traumatized, asks “what about Eeyore and Piglet?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it … Read more

Student Answered

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“What’s your name, son?” The principal asked his student. The kid replied, “D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir. “ “Do you have a stutter?” the principal asked. The student answered, “No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. … Read more

Lazy Bastard

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“My father never did a day’s work in his life, “said Paddy. “He must have been a lazy bastard, “replied Nick. “No, he was a Night Watchman,’ said Paddy. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Bus Answers Johnny

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Mother asks little Johnny, as they wait for the bus, to tell the driver he is 4 years old when asked because he will ride for free. As they get into the bus the driver asks Johnny how old he was. “I am 4 years old, “says little Johnny. “And when will you be six … Read more

Courtroom Sex

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A father was explaining to his son about the sex. “There are three types of sex in a marriage. The first one is Kitchen Sex. This is when you are newlyweds, and you’re still having fun, so you do it anywhere, anytime – but mostly the kitchen. The second type is Bedroom Sex. This is … Read more

Thousand Times

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“Madam, your son just called me an ugly swine!” The mother apologizes shamefacedly, “I’m so sorry, I must have told him like a thousand times it is wrong to judge people just from how they look… “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Hidden Smile Sally’s

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Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face, and told her mother: “Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today at the playground!” Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say, “It reminded me of a peanut. “ Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally’s mom asked, “Really small, … Read more

Closest I’ll

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A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughter’s bedroom. When she opened the door she found her daughter naked on the bed with a vibrator. “What are you doing?” she exclaimed. The daughter replied, “I’m 35 and still living at home with my parents and this … Read more

Pounds Paddy

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Zoo keeper says to Paddy, “The gorilla is on heat and we need someone to have sex with it. Would you consider shagging it for 500 pounds?”. Paddy replies, “I will on 3 conditions: First, I’m not going to kiss it. Second – my family must never know. The third one – I’ll need a … Read more