May Sorry
“Boss, can I have a week off around Christmas?” “It’s May… “ “Sorry. May I have a week off around Christmas?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Holiday
Christmas Songs Until
Jim: “At Christmas time, there’s nothing I love more than sitting in front of a warm fire, mulled wine in hand, and singing Christmas songs until I slowly fall asleep. “ Pete: “Maybe that’s why you’re no longer a fireman. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it … Read more
Halloween Party
Two monsters went to a Halloween party. Suddenly one said to the other, “A lady just rolled her eyes at me. What should I do?” The other monster replied, “Be a gentleman and roll them back to her. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Ooooh Wow Bob
One day Dan asks Bob, “So Bob what did you get for Christmas?” Then Bob says to Dan, “Oh see that brand new red Ferrari outside?” Dan says, “OOOOH WOW! Bob says, “Ya, I got the same exact color tie!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from … Read more
Apple Pie
As a holiday gift Fred and Norma received from their neighbors an apple pie. As lovely as the gesture was, it was clear from the first bite that the pie tasted bad. It was so inedible that they had to throw it away. Ever gracious and tactful, Norma sent the neighbors a note. “Thank you … Read more
Commented Hmm
A lady dropped her handbag in the bustle of holiday shopping. An honest, little boy noticed her drop the handbag, so he picked it up and returned it to her. The lady looked into her handbag and commented, “Hmm… That’s funny. When I lost my bag there was a $20 bill in it. Now there … Read more