Lawyer Jokes

Last Parachute Since

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A lawyer, a priest, and a young boy were in a plane that was going to crash, yet they only had 2 parachutes. The lawyer proclaimed that since he was the smartest man on the plane, that he deserved to survive. He took a chute and jumped. The priest looks and the young boy, and … Read more

Stated Isn’t

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Walking into a lawyers office, a man asked what his rates were. “Two hundred dollars for three questions, “the lawyer stated. “Isn’t that awfully expensive?” the man asked?” “Yes, “replied the lawyer. “What’s your third question?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.