Dotty came into the office all aflutter about her husband, “You won’t believe this, Terry, but George takes a fishing- pole into the bathroom and tosses the hook into the tub. “ “You’ve got to be kidding, “gasped Terry. “don’t you think you should take him to a psychiatrist?” “No time, “replied Dotty with a … Read more
A yokel was applying for a job and was being asked the normal questions; Name, age, sex, address, etc. The interviewer asks him for his father’s name and his mother’s maiden name. “What do you mean by maiden name?” the yokel asked. “What was your mother’s name before she was married?” “None, “he replied. “What … Read more
Moses and Joe are sitting in boat fishing, drinking beer and chewing tobacco when out of the blue Moses says, “I think I’m gonna divorce my wife …… she ain’t spoke to me in over a month. “Joe sips his beer and says, “Better think over, women like that are hard to find. “ This … Read more
“Mom, dad, sit down. I have something very important to tell you, “said Samantha, upon her return home from college after graduation. “I met a guy who lives near the college that I really like and we decided we are going to get married!” “Oh Samantha! I am so happy for you!” gushed her mom … Read more
A man says to a friend, “My wife is on a three-week diet. “ “Oh, yeah? How much has she lost so far?” asks his pal. He replies, “Two weeks. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
One guy to another:”They say brunettes have a sweeter disposition than blondes and redheads. “ “Don’t believe it! My wife has been to all three, and I couldn’t see any difference. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Two mothers met for coffee. “Well Ruthie, how are the kids?” “To tell you the truth, my son has married a real tramp!” says Ruth. “She doesn’t get out of bed until 11. She’s out all day spending his money on Heaven knows what, and when he gets home, exhausted, does she have a nice … Read more
One night, a caveman comes running into his cave and says, “Whew! There was a tiger chasing me all the way across the savannah!” His wife asks, “Why? The caveman replied, “I didn’t stop to ask!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
“We have your son, “said the kidnapper. “I don’t have a son, “says the woman. “Then who just asked for warm milk and made us cut the crust off his sandwiches?” “Oh God, you have my husband. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A rich 40 year-old American woman decided to get married, but she wanted her husband to be a virgin and to never have been with a woman all of his life. After some years of pointless searching, she didn’t find anyone with this description and was forced to give an ad to the paper. A … Read more