Marriage

Taken Until You’ve

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Marie had applied for a job and when she returned home, her mother asked how the interview went. “Pretty well I think, “replied Marie. “But if I go to work there, I won’t get a vacation unless I’m married. “ Her mother, of course, had never heard of such a thing and asked, “Is that … Read more

Sighed Choose Upstairs

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A wife of 60 years told her husband, “Let’s go upstairs and make love. “ The husband just sighed and said, “Choose one, I can’t do both. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Covid Sneer Flirting

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A family were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with the husband. “She obviously has COVID, “the wife said. “Why do you think so?” the husband asked. The wife replied with a sneer, “Because she has no taste. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it … Read more

Fury Jim

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In a fury Jim told his wife that she have no sense of direction. So she packed up her stuff and right. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Gold Coins

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Brian was digging in our garden when he found a chest full of gold coins. He was about to run straight home to tell his wife about it, but then remembered why he was digging in their garden. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Days Ago Jack’s

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Few days ago, Jack’s wife asked him to pass her lipstick, but he accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t talking to him. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Irritated Remarks

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A man wakes from a coma. His wife changes out of her black clothes and, irritated, remarks, “I really cannot depend on you in anything, can I!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Social Workers

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A circus wife and husband go to an adoption agency to adopt a child, but the social workers there have reservations about their suitability. So the couple takes images of their fifty-foot motor home, which is well-maintained and has a lovely nursery. The social workers are pleased, but they are concerned about the type of … Read more

Minutes Later Geoff

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Geoff walked by the bathroom, where his wife was covering her face in creams and lotions. “What are you doing?” he asked her sarcastically. “I’m trying to make myself beautiful. “his wife said. 15 minutes later, Geoff walked by again and she was wiping it all off… “Are you giving up already?” he asked. This … Read more