Marriage

Why the Groom Wears Black

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A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, “Mommy, why does the girl wear white?” His mom replies, “The bride is in white because she’s happy and this is the happiest day of her life. “ The boy thinks about this, and then says, “Well then, why is the boy wearing … Read more

Human Cannonball Act

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A husband and wife had a human cannonball act in the circus. One day the wife ran off with the lion tamer. The husband was extremely dejected. The clown asked him what he was planning to do. The husband answered, “This is a disaster. I don’t know where I’m going to find another woman of … Read more

The Dozen Roses

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Julia tells her husband, “James, that young couple that just moved in next door seem such a loving twosome. Every morning, when he leaves the house, he kisses her goodbye, and every evening when he comes home, he brings her a dozen roses. Now, why can’t you do that?” “Gosh, “James says, “why I hardly … Read more

Calling the Owls

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Each evening bird lover William stood in his backyard, hooting like an owl – and one night, an owl finally called back to him. For a year, the man and his feathered friend hooted back and forth. He even kept a log of the “conversation. “ Just as he thought he was on the verge … Read more

The Tenth Child

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A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary. The old man leans forward and says softly to his wife, “Dear, there is something that I must ask you. It has always bothered me that our tenth child never quite looked like the rest of our children. Now I … Read more

The Kitchen Light

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A 90 year-old Jew Jacob is on his deathbed. Summoning his last bit of strength, he lifts his head and whispers: “Is my beloved wife Sarah here with me?” And Sarah says, “Yes, I am here. “ He then says: “Are my children – my wonderful children – are they here with me?” His daughters … Read more