A woman said to her friend, “I don’t know what to do. My husband is such a mess maker that you can’t imagine. He doesn’t put anything in its place, I am always going around the house picking up after him. “ The friend says, “Take a tip from me. The first week after we … Read more
After 20 years of marriage a husband and wife go to counseling. When asked what the problem is, the wife breaks into a passionate tirade of every problem they’ve ever had. Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist gets up, walks over to the wife, makes her … Read more
Waiter:”How do you like your steak, sir?” Sir:”Like winning an argument with my wife. “ Waiter:”Rare it is. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Susie: My husband is a great handyman. He can repair almost anything. Jane: My mother always taught me to beware of the man that can fix everything. You’ll never get anything new. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A husband and wife are sitting on the couch watching TV. The wife looks at the husband and he is staring at the ceiling above her head, she looks up and asks, “What are you staring at?” “A spider, “he replies. “I don’t see anything, “she says. “Oh, it must have fallen on your head, … Read more
Wife: “Let’s go out and have some fun tonight. “ Husband: “Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A man was complaining to a friend: “I had it all – money, a beautiful house,a big car, the love of a beautiful woman; then, Pow! it was all gone!” “What happened?’ asked the friend. “My wife found out. . “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it … Read more
George told his wife once that a man is like a fine wine… it always gets better with age. The next day, she locked him in the wine cellar. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
It’s the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a man begins pounding on the front door. “Please let me in, “says the man desperately. “I forgot to buy a turkey, and my wife will kill me if I don’t come home with one. “ “Okay, “says the butcher, “let me … Read more
A guy runs with a machine gun into his wife’s chess club and yells: “Which of you nerdy scabs slept with my wife?”. A chess player lookup: “You know man, I don’t think your magazine will be enough. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.