A regular customer walks into the bar and says, “Bartender, one round for everyone, on me!” The bartender says, “Well, it seems you’re in a really good mood tonight. “ The man replies, “I sure am! Yesterday I was hired by the city to go around and collect money from the parking meters!” The bartender … Read more
In a shop for kids. Peter selects a toy car, comes to the cash desk and gives the cashier money-cards from the Monopoly game. The cashier: “Are you stupid? This isn’t real money!” Peter: “You’re stupid. The car is not real either. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can … Read more
A boy breaks an old vase at a rich uncle‘s house. The uncle gets extremely angry and yells: “Do you even know how old the vase was? It was from the 17th century!” The boy sagged in relief: “Oh, good that it wasn’t new. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. … Read more
A rich millionaire throws a massive party for his 60th birthday. During this party, he grabs the microphone and announces to his guests that down in the garden of his mansion he has a swimming pool with two great white sharks in it. “I will give anything of mine to the man who swims across … Read more