A French monk wrote a manifesto stating that every woman would agree to sell her body for money. The manifesto was read by the Queen of France and she invited the monk for a chat. “So, you’re stating that every woman would agree to sell herself?” “Yes. “ “Me too?” “Of course. “ “And how … Read more
A regular customer walks into the bar and says, “Bartender, one round for everyone, on me!” The bartender says, “Well, it seems you’re in a really good mood tonight. “ The man replies, “I sure am! Yesterday I was hired by the city to go around and collect money from the parking meters!” The bartender … Read more
A lady walks into a fancy jewelry store. She browses around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely she inadvertently breaks wind. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person … Read more
In a shop for kids. Peter selects a toy car, comes to the cash desk and gives the cashier money-cards from the Monopoly game. The cashier: “Are you stupid? This isn’t real money!” Peter: “You’re stupid. The car is not real either. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can … Read more
A man was standing in a line at a bank to withdraw cash. After an hour his turn came and he gave his bank details to the cashier. The cashier said, “I am sorry, sir. There’s no cash. “ Fuming with anger, the man rushed to the manager’s room and yelled at him. “You are … Read more
A rich millionaire throws a massive party for his 60th birthday. During this party, he grabs the microphone and announces to his guests that down in the garden of his mansion he has a swimming pool with two great white sharks in it. “I will give anything of mine to the man who swims across … Read more
The man selling two-dollar tickets at racetrack registered complete surprise when a horse stepped up to the window, and asked to bet on himself. “What’s the matter?” snorted the horse. “Are you astonished that I can talk?” “Not at all, “said the man. “I’m surprised that you think you can win. “ This joke is … Read more