After reading the complicated instructions for the automatic teller, the confused customer walked over to a bank officer. “Excused me, “said the customer, “but I was wondering if you could help me out. “ “Certainly, “smiled the officer. “Go right through that door. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You … Read more
A young man at a construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone based on his strength. He especially made fun of one of the older workmen. After several minutes, the older worker had enough. “Why don’t you put your money where your mouth is?” he said. “I’ll bet a week’s wages that I … Read more
A newspaper editor announces that there’s enough money in the budget to install a newsroom chandelier. The reporters huddle and send a spokesman to say they’re against it. “Against it? Why?” the editor asks. “First, “the reporter says, “No one on the staff can spell ‘chandelier’ well enough to put it on an order form. … Read more
David had been extremely anxious for years. It got to the point where his compulsive worrying was ruining his life, so he went to a psychiatrist, who recommended that David hire a professional worrier. After he’d been working with the specialist for a few months, David’s friend John noticed a change. “What happened?” John asked. … Read more
While walking along a beach, a man finds a lamp and rubs it off. A genie appears and offers to grant the man one wish. The man replies, “What about three?” The genie retorts “Look pal, I’m in a hurry, I’ve been cooped up in that damn lamp for… “ “OK, alright” the guy responds. … Read more
A lady says to the psychiatrist, “I think I might be a nymphomaniac. “ He says, “I’ll see what I can do to help you. My fee is eighty dollars an hour. “ She says, “How much for all night?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from … Read more
The cleaning lady comes to the bank manager… “Can you please give me the key to the safe vault?” “What?! What for?” “It’s always so time consuming to have to use my hairpin in order to clean it!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
What a strange day for Steve today! First, he found a hat full of money. Then he was chased by an angry man with a guitar… This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Rushing up to a large airline’s ticket counter, a man gasped, “Miss, please help me. I have to get to Chicago in the worst way!” The clerk calmly pointed to her left and said, “Sir, that would be the airline next to us. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You … Read more
Two hunters are stalking through the forest when one says to the other that he has to take a dump. “Well, go in the bushes. “ “What should I use to wipe my ass?” “Use a dollar bill. “ A few minutes later the hunter steps out of the bushes with shit all over his … Read more