Little Johnny: “That knife-throwing act was terrible. I want my money back. “ Carnival Owner:” What was the matter with it?” Little Johnny: “Call that a knife thrower? He got ten chances and he didn’t even hit that girl once!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from … Read more
Dear Santa, For this year I’m requesting a BIG bank account and a SMALL body. P. S. Please don’t mix them up like you did last year. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A guide was showing Niagara-Falls to a man from Texas and said “I’ll bet you don’t have anything like this in Texas. “ The Texan said: “Nope, but in Texas we have plumbers who can fix it. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A white-haired old man walked into a jewelry store on a Friday, with a beautiful young lady at his side. “I’m looking for a special ring for my girlfriend, “he said. Our jeweler looked through our stock and took out an outstanding ring priced at $5,000. “I don’t think you understand-I want something very unique, … Read more
One night, Murphy was walking home when, all of a sudden, a thief jumped on him. Murphy and the thief began to wrestle. They rolled about on the ground and Murphy put up a tremendous fight. However, the thief managed to get the better of him and pinned him to the ground. The thief then … Read more
A burglar, needing money to pay his income taxes, decided to rob the safe in a store. On the safe door he was very pleased to find a note reading: “Please don’t use dynamite. The safe is not locked. Just turn the knob. “ He did so. Instantly a heavy sandbag fell on him, the … Read more
An American enters a Swiss bank with a giant, heavy sack in each of his hands. He goes to the teller, brings his face close to the glass and whispers, “I have two million dollars with me. I urgently need to open a secret Swiss bank account!” The Swiss bank teller replies in a normal … Read more
Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an accountant. Now he was being interviewed by a very nervous man who ran a small business that he had started himself. “I need someone with an accounting degree, “the man said. “But mainly, I’m looking for someone to do my worrying … Read more
Sign outside local pub: “Special! Buy One beer at twice the price and Get a Second beer for Free!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Railroad agent: “Here’s another farmer who is suing us on account of his cows. “ Supervisor: “One of our trains has killed them, I suppose?” Agent: “No, he claims our trains go by so slow that the passengers lean out the window and milk them when they go by. “ This joke is included in … Read more