One day in New York City, a banker was driving his new Jaguar down the streets. He parked it and opened the door to get out. Suddenly a taxi went by and ripped the door off. The driver reported this to a nearby police officer. The officer saw the whole thing and said “You bankers … Read more
An alcoholic wakes up in jail. He asks the first police officer he sees, “Why am I here?” “For drinking, “replies the officer. “Great, “says the man, “when do we start?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A German tourist arrives at a French airport. The immigration officer asks him: “Occupation?” The German: “No, no, just visit. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.