An off-duty police officer, familiar with radar guns, drove through a school zone within the legal speed limit when the flash of a camera went off, taking a picture of his license plate. The officer, thinking the radar was in error, drove by again; even more slowly. Another flash. He did it again for a … Read more
A man traveling over 125 miles per hour on the interstate was stopped by a highway patrol. “Sorry, officer, “said the driver, “was I driving too fast? “No, sir. You were flying too low. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A man was applying for a job as a prison guard. The warden said, “Now these are real tough guys in here. “Can you handle it?” “No problem, “the applicant replied, “If they don’t behave, they’ll go out!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Two guys find three grenades and they decide to take them to the police station. One asks, “What if one explodes before we get there?” The other replies, “We’ll lie and say we only found two. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
One night, a lady stumbled into the police station with a black eye. She claimed she heard a noise in her backyard and went to investigate. The next thing she knew she was hit in the eye and knocked out cold. An officer was sent to her house to investigate and he returned one hour … Read more
Two prison guards are changing shifts in the morning. “You know that a prisoner ran off in the night?” The other guard sighs, “Ah finally, no more of that dang hammering!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A shopkeeper goes to the police to say that he has been robbed. A shoplifter came into his shop, he says, opened a packet of biscuits and ate some of them. Then the man just walked out without paying. The police find the man and bring him in. “I’ve done nothing wrong, “he says. “The … Read more
After eating his entire meal, an elderly man motioned for the server. When the server approached him, he asked for the manager. He explained he would not pay for the meal. The manager responded by contacting the police. When the police arrived, they heard the complaint and responded to the senior, “You need to pay … Read more
Three men were sitting on a park bench. The one in the middle was reading a newspaper. The others were pretending to fish. They baited imaginary hooks, cast lines, and reeled in their catch. A passing policeman stopped to watch the spectacle and asked the man in the middle if he knew the other two. … Read more
A police officer stops a young woman for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, “I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you took away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!” This joke is … Read more