Little Johnny asks the teacher, “Mrs Roberts, can I be punished for something I haven’t done?” Mrs Roberts is shocked, “Of course not, Johnny, that would be very unfair!” Little Johnny is relieved, “OK Mrs Roberts, sorry, I haven’t done my homework. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can … Read more
Little Johnny was being questioned by the teacher during an arithmetic lesson. “If you had ten dollars, “said the teacher, “and I asked you for a loan of eight dollars, how much would you have left?” “Ten, “said Little Johnny firmly. “Ten?” the teacher said “How do you make it ten?” “Well, “replied Little Johnny … Read more
Little Johnny was in his math lesson one day when his teacher asked him a question to see if he was paying attention. “If I gave you 40, “she began, “and you gave 10 to Mary, 10 to Suzan and 10 to Wendy, what would you have?” Johnny thought about this and then answered, “An … Read more
A guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, “Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?” She yells, “No, I won’t sleep with you tonight!” Everyone in the bar is now … Read more
One day the kids in Ms. Evans’ science class disagreed with her. Ms. Evans was talking about evolution. Ms. Evans was an atheist so she didn’t believe in God. Then Johnny raised his hand and said, “But I thought God created mankind?” Ms. Evans then replied, “Well can you see God?” “No. “ “Hear God?” … Read more
Teacher asks Little Johnny to use the word ‘definitely’ in a sentence. Little Johnny replies, “Teacher, do farts have lumps in them?” The Teacher says, “Of course not Johnny, “ To which Johnny replies, “Then I have definitely shit my pants then… “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can … Read more
Teacher: What happened in 1869? Student: Mahatma Gandhi was born. Teacher: What happened in 1873? Student: Gandhi was four years old This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A Sunday school teacher is concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus, so he asks his class, “Where is Jesus today?” Steven raises his hand and says, “He’s in Heaven. “ Mary answers, “He’s in my heart. “ Little Johnny waves his hand furiously and blurts out, “He’s in our bathroom!” … Read more
The teacher was telling the kids about the birds and the bees. She explained that when a man and a woman meet and fall in love, nine months later, the stork usually brings them a little baby from its nest. Little Johnny ,at the back of the class, put his hand up and asked the … Read more
Teacher: “Johnny, write a sentence ending with the word hand. “ Johnny: “My penis in your hand. “ Teacher: “What?” Johnny: “Sorry teacher, I forgot to put a space between pen is. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.