A young high school girl is walking past a construction site when one of the builders yells out, “Hey gorgeous! Why don’t you come over here and sit on my face? Without even blinking an eye, she yells back, “Why, sweetheart, is your nose bigger than your cock! ! !” This joke is included in … Read more
A teacher asks his pupils, “Can anyone tell me the difference between constructive criticism and unnecessary nastiness?” Little Johnny puts his hand up. “One is the process of offering valid and well-reasoned opinions about the work of others, usually involving both positive and negative comments. “ “Very good, Johnny, “says the teacher. “And the other?” … Read more
The teacher asked Jimmy, “Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?” Jimmy replied crying, “Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, ‘I am going to eat that pussy once Jimmy leaves for school today! ‘“ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Jessica goes to school, and the teacher says, “Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?” Jess waves her hand, “Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!” Miss Rogers says, “All right, Jessica, what is your multi-syllable word?” Jess says, “Mas-tur-bate. “ Miss Rogers smiles and says, … Read more
Nigel, a college student, is talking to a friend. “I think my room-mate is queer. “he said. “How do you know that?” asks the student. “Well,’ replies Nigel. ‘Every time I kiss him goodnight he shuts his eyes. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Government planned to implement Sex Education in schools. School authority wanted to send a teacher called Lucy for a special training course in Sex Education. Lucy: “No Sir. . ! I don’t want to take part in that course. “ Principal:”No. . ! But why . . ?!” Lucy:”Somebody told me yesterday. . The Final … Read more
A teacher asks the class, “What are some examples of flammable objects?” and the Jewish student raises his hand. The teacher replies, “Very good! Any other examples?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Mr. Smyth had been giving his second-grade students a short lesson on science. He had explained about magnets and showed them how they would pick up nails and other bits of iron. And now it was question time…“Class, “he said, “my name begins with the letter ‘M,’ and I pick up things…What am I?” A … Read more
A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students to sketch a naked man. As the professor walked around the class checking the sketches, he noticed that a sexy young coed had sketched a man with an erect penis. The professor commented, “Oh, no, I wanted it the other way. “ She replied, “What … Read more
Math Teacher: “If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?” Student: “Certainly a drinking problem, Madam. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.