An old guy was working out in the gym when he spotted an attractive young lady. He asked a nearby trainer, “What machine should I use to impress that lady over there?” The trainer looked him up and down and said, “I would try the ATM in the lobby. This joke is included in the … Read more
Terry slammed his cards on the table and left the game in a huff. “Boy, “said another player disgustingly, “I really hate playing cards with a bad loser. “ “He isn’t very pleasant, “another player said, raking in the chips, “but it’s better than playing with a good winner. “ This joke is included in … Read more
A plane was taking off. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, “Ladies and gentlemen, this is your Captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number 392, non-stop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good and, therefore, we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. … Read more