Tennis Ball
A tennis ball walks into a bar. The barman says, “Have you been served?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Sports Jokes
Football Player Coach
Coach: Your roommate and the captain of the team reported that you have many bad words for me in your sleep! So do you abuse me in your sleep! Football Player: Coach, It is just not true! Coach: What is not true, I trust the captain and I am asking this in front of him! … Read more
Support Arsenal
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are wandering through the desert, hungry and hallucinating, when they come upon a rotting, dead camel. “Well, “said the Englishman, “I support the Liverpool football club, so I’ll eat the liver. “ “I support the Hearts club, “said the Scotsman, “so I’ll eat the heart. “ “I support … Read more
Girlfriend Responded Great
While he was spending time with one of his best friends, Jake received a text message. His girlfriend texted him and asked him if he would like to spend the weekend watching football games, eating chicken wings, and drinking beer. This excited Jake, because he thought he had already found the perfect mate, so he … Read more
Golden Coach
The tax advisor had just read the story of Cinderella to his five-year-old daughter for the first time. The little girl was fascinated by the story, especially the part where the pumpkin turns into a golden coach. Suddenly she piped up, “Daddy, when the pumpkin turned into a golden coach, would that be classed as … Read more
Swim Play Tennis
Three prisoners are locked in a cell. One takes out a harmonica and says, ‘At least I can play a little music and pass the time.’ The second prisoner pull out a pack of cards and says, ‘We can play games too.’ The third man pulls out a packet of tampons. ‘Those aren’t much use,’ … Read more
Tennis Balls Answered
One day while jogging, a man noticed two tennis balls lying by the side of the road. He picked the balls up, put them in his pocket and proceeded on his way. Waiting at the cross street for the light to change, he noticed a beautiful blonde standing next to him and smiling. “What are … Read more
Game Charlie
Charlie took his girl friend to her first football game. They had really good seats, right above their team’s bench. At the end of the game, Charlie asked her if she liked it. “Yeah, it was great, “she said. “I mean, with all the tight pants and stuff. I just don’t get why all the … Read more
Manhole Cover
At a court date the judge asked, “What makes you think the prisoner was drunk?” “Well, your honor, “replied the arresting officer, “I saw him lift up the manhole cover and walk away with it, and when I asked him what it was for he said, ‘I want to listen to it on my record … Read more
Gil Shaha
A stage mother cornered the concert violinist in his dressing room and insisted he listen to a tape of her talented son playing the violin. The man agreed to listen, and the woman switched on the tape player. “What music’” the violinist thought. A difficult piece, but played with such genius that it brought tears … Read more