Travis and McGee met over a beer in the local pub.
After a while the subject of sports came up. Travis asked McGee, “Do you play golf?”
“Sure, “said McGee, “I play well enough to know why they call it ‘golf’. “
Puzzled, Travis asks, “Why do they call it ‘golf’?”
“Because, “replied McGee, “that’s the only four-letter word left! !”
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