A politician visited a remote little rural village and asked the inhabitants what the government could do for them.
“We have two big needs, “said the village headman. “First, we have a hospital but no doctor. “
The politician whipped out his cellphone, spoke for a while and then said, “I have sorted it out. A doctor will arrive here tomorrow. What is your other need?”
“We have no cellphone reception at all in our village. “
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