A woman who was beaten black and blue, went to the doctor.
Doctor: “What happened?”
Woman: “Doctor, I don’t know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk, he beats me to a pulp. “
Doctor: “I have really good medicine for that. Whenever your husband comes home inebriated, just take a glass of chamomile tea and start gargling with it. Just gargle and gurgle. “
Two weeks later she returns to the doctor, and looks reborn and fresh again.
Woman: “Doc, That was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk, I gargled with chamomile tea and gargled and nothing happened. “
Doctor: “You see how keeping your mouth shut helps!”
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