An older man went to his doctor with a variety of complaints.
After examining him, the doctor said, “Well, you’ve got some problems, all right, but if you’d give up smoking, drinking, and chasing women, I think you’d last a good while longer. “
“But Doc, “answered the man, “I don’t smoke, drink, or chase women. “
“Oh, “replied the doctor, “I’m sorry. “
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