After a long time two friends met, happy to see each other.
One of them, chewing on something big, asked his friend how he was and what was new in his life.
After the friend told his story, he asked the same question to the friend who was chewing something.
“So, what’s up man?”
“It’s a shitty period, there is nothing that works in my life and I feel really bad. “
“What is going on?!
“Last Saturday I went to Las Vegas. You know that from time to time I go there to play at the casino, three or four times a year. I took with me thousand dollars and I put the other hundred in my driving license that I left in the car. For safety reasons, you know, if it goes really bad at the casino, I must have the money to pay for the highway and go back home. And so I walked into the casino, I bought the chips and found an empty seat on a roulette table, next to a beautiful woman, about forty years old with a very provocative neckline. I made my first bet on 32, the number of my house, aiming for 10 dollars. “
“How did it go?”
The guy continues to tell his story, without stopping to chew something.
“Released! I felt all the winning streak and I bet again on 32 and it’s released again. I was winning almost 13 000 dollars and the adrenaline was at maximum. I felt like I was God and around the table came so many people to congratulate me and I bet more than 10 thousand dollars on 23. “
“And it went out again?”
“No! This time a bloody 13 came out. Do you realize that I had bad luck? I had in my hands a lot of money and if 32 came out I was settled for a lifetime. But the horrid number 13 ruined my evening and the whole week after. “
“I understand you very well. It ‘s really to eat the balls. “
The other friend, continuing to chew louder: “What do you think I’m doing?”
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